(Source: thebitchsaidyeeaah, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

brightindie:

Date someone who you could have fun at the grocery store with

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pornstarwars:

pornstarwars:

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

pt 2: i saw a salamander (which i was terrified of for some reason) and i had a nightmare so i woke my mum up in the middle of the night saying “the salad man is coming” 

(Source: comparingmeerkats, via unescapable)

unaffect:

good morning but at what cost

(via unescapable)

kuboe:

tbh(thinkin bout Halloween)

(via unescapable)

omgkatsudonplease:

iitsnotivett:

Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny

(Source: softtwonho, via unescapable)

floozys:

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

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captioned-vines:

1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”

2: “Black.”

(Source: kira-yvkimura, via ariyawn)